Vodka? I don’t have vodka, but I do have two bottles of water that I will only occasionally drink from

Vodka? I don’t have vodka, but I do have two bottles of water that I will only occasionally drink from

About to depart on a thirteen hour drive in a nine passenger van so I’m just gonna be a turtle

About to depart on a thirteen hour drive in a nine passenger van so I’m just gonna be a turtle

My brother got engaged the other day and my only response is ughhhh gross. I hope he likes the book I get him for Christmas about how to be less of a racist dick cop.

summer is as faded as a long-cicadaed call/
memories so bright I gotta squint just to recall

St. Vincent, Digital Witness (Regret)